Dear Blog

Dear Blog,

Sorry I haven't been writing lately. I have been busy drinking.

Love,
M

2/3/13

I was coating layers of cripsy cookie with maple syrup, which I would later turn into a song. I remember thinking it was very feminine.

3/7/13

The sequence when you can't tell the difference between driving and stopping, or the long gradience in speed before making a perfect turn. These things I admire in the way I operate my car now that I have so much practice. Particularly when it is timed perfectly with the music. Even when it's not on beat like some pop-dance. Sometimes it's more subtle, like the moment before an orgasm. Falling into that niche with underwater gravity. 

That's what I was thinking as I did those things. 

I worked a 10 hour shift, it was one of the easiest because I got to sit down. Got to negative-space out. Gave a tour of the show to Eileen and Keiko, my step-grandma and someone who's so close in the family she might as well be a step-grandma. 

Elizabeth got balloons and chocolate for Vienne who is the best person at my job, probably does more research on the art than all of us combined. Wrote part of a grant application, gave directions, inputted statistical data, read Murakami and talked to Adhit on Gmail chat. 

It rained so hard that you could tell who was a tourist and who was a local, because  tourists get grumpy and locals beam in the rain like half of New Mexico's non-binary storm-sky over steaming mountains. 

The Knife released a new single and music video and the dopamine probably saturated parts of my being that aren't even real. Arlene, events coordinator, had to tap me on the shoulder to make fun of me for being so into my spilling-headphones - and ask me if the mail had come. 

My friends came as the golden hour separated the sky further into beams, storms and foggy mountains. They asked where the mobile contemporary art truck was, because another friend had a show. They asked if I was going to Upcycle. I said: "Hell no, they have terrible graphic design." 

I am usually right when I judge things on their graphic design, because that's a language, and bad pixel resolution with a recycling logo and some font reeking of "elementary school" generally mean that a similar level of critical thought has gone into the art. 

Everyone talked about how cold it was outside - everyone being guests of the museum - that I coldly marked in the antiquated 1997 cash-register as "Caucasian" and "from Colorado" and "found out about Site from a NY times article." 

I even saw my high school art teacher (who always commented that my art was "flippant" and then gave me a lower grade). I wondered if she liked the conceptual art on exhibition. That art movement is flippant. 

To one shivering friend I said: "I just got paid $125 for an movie I'm making and was excited to buy alcohol, but then I left the money at home and only had $3 in my account to buy bread for my lunch-sandwich.

Because everyone seemed so cold I wondered if my t-shirt (which says "STOIC) and summer blazer would have an overbearing sense of Scandinavian stoic sensibilities. 

Vienne proclaimed that she was getting rid of her SITE sweatshirt, and I was happy not to need to be as STOIC as my shirt said I was. 

I went to "Upcycle", despite the poor graphics, and was pleased to find some couscous (the food so nice they named it twice) with infused oil and mushrooms. Someone familiar - like a celebrity - spoke in a cluster of friends and commented on what detailed notes I took on Mungo Thompson during a press walkthrough. She had such a pretty face I couldn't believe she had noticed anything about me. 

When the crowd parted I noticed the full free-bar. They had my favorite beer and locally hand-crafted bottles of spirits.  My friend noted how I hadn't needed to buy alcohol with my hidden paycheck in the end. I told him about my new free sweatshirt as I took it off. 

Iris, the woman who had commented about my note-taking, was writing a review of the SITE show, and asked if she could look at my notes. I wondered if she had worked at the gallery I had applied for - she had. She said everyone on staff had been my champion, wanting me to be hired. In the end she said, the owners thought I was "too avant-garde." She quit the job recently, stating she was too "avant garde." 

Crocket made music in the corner. I texted my dad. I ordered another gin and tonic. Sandra talked about being raised in a traditional Chinese family, and developing a pet allergy. Sandra and I starred in a commercial about "the cure for everything." 

Iris said we're all damaged or insane or something - I wasn't taking notes. She wanted a movie recommendation, but not an Iranian or French movie. Her friend said: "How about a movie about Trans and Gay people in Brooklyn?" Iris wondered  if 28 year old with a 6 year old child was too late to be questioning one's identity. She said she had just broken up with an Italian heir because she "couldn't get it up for him" and made jokes about bottox. I said: "I am working on vanity wrinkles - I furrough my brow as much as I can to appear intellectual." People around me said: "really?"

So Iris and I promised to meet virtually, and I took a blurry phone picture of Crocket playing music in the corner as a woman looked at him as if he were a sculpture. The art at the show was benign, with good composition and not much polish.  Turned out it wasn't part of the show though. I don't know what was, I guess it was a talk, but I was too busy talking. Also, the free bar was $10. Good thing I didn't know because I didn't have $10. 

I wanted to have my birthday party in a water-park-hotel, but it was too expensive. I invited people to my birthday party. I went outside to smell the rain pavement and drive on the rain pavement. 

When you can't tell the difference between driving and stopping, or the long gradience in speed before making an ideal turn. These things I admire in the way I operate my car, now that I have so much practice. Particularly when it is timed perfectly with the music. Even when it's not on beat, sqauresville, 4/4 to the metal. Sometimes it's more subtle, like the moment before an orgasm. Falling into that niche with underwater gravity. 

That ecstatic nihilism, where nothing has a place to fall, and it all falls there. 

When I got home dad was walking outside naked with a drink in his hand. 

The hot tub he had just fixed was glowing purple and I met Emilia, who I liked right away. 

I listened to "Toothe for an Eye" a few more times, loosing matter and soaking in the nothing. 

3/6/13

After the awards ceremony, where I stood behind deep red curtains, I walked to the beach. I wanted to go in the clear waves, but didn't want to get my clothes wet, so I started jumping with them. Of course then I could fly. I flapped my arms and went higher an higher, calling out to my family to do the same. 

In the Desert Too Long

Wall of fire, two walls of fire. Like a reverse waterfall. 

Putt Put + Fryday

I like to spend most of my time right now hermiting winter-style - working on music all day and sleeping a lot. 

Hirshey drinking like a Lore-Horse

Sometimes my friends call me though. About every 2 weeks Will (who wrote my last post), Hirshey, The General, and I have "Fryday" where we deep fry green chile, mushrooms, and onions in a vegan beer-batter I re-invent each time. 

It is also tradition to drink scotch and wear sweater vests while playing the gentleman's game: "Putt Put." This is done on Hirshey's regulation rug, with the regulation "Putt Puck" (a jar lid), a golf-club, and some boundary rules all about ending your turn in either honor or dishonor. The main rule of the game is that we listen to a "Madagascar Music" playlist on Youtube.

Hirshey has this great neighbor, Consuelo, who cleans out the regulation ashtray whenever she walks by. Last Fryday she invited us over for some gin+tonics. I gladly accepted while Will insisted on sticking to whiskey, and The General said: "I don't do vodka or gin." Consuelo retorted: "Oh, I don't do white girls, I don't do Chicanas - just drink some gin!" 

She invited me inside, refilled my drink, and offered me a joint. I respectfully declined said joint and she peer-pressured me until I lit it for her. Then she did an impression of me lighting her joint, saying I was all white, and acted like Bill Clinton at a party all: "I didn't inhale." 

Consuelo's best friend Dorothy was also at our impromptu get-together. She makes glass art and knew a lot of the same people from Rio Rancho as The General, so they made fun their mutual acquaintances. Consuelo joined in to talk about one biker everyone knew to say: "All bikers have a little one." 

Dorothy talked about giving up Catholicism because some of the dogma didn't sit right with her, while Consuelo mentioned that she goes to mass/confession every Sunday saying: "Then I'm free to party for another week!" Consuelo's grandson was blasting some music from his car when he came to visit her and she started to sing along. He was surprised she knew the club-oriented music and she said: "You think I don't party - the kids are out of the house!"

Consuelo invited us to have some of her (delicious smelling) enchiladas, but we already Fryday plans - plus I had noticed an open tub of SnowCap Lard on the counter. Dorothy mentioned that her niece up in Oregon was also vegan, I asked her to give me her niece's number in case I need a best friend in Portland. 

As for best friends in Santa Fe, well, that's covered *freeze frame of all of us jumping into the air*

IM A NO-GOOD-NICK

MAYYYYYY is my middle name, Last time I was a big dump face! That;s when I leanred not to take myself so sresuly. OH OH OH! Where's my first nAme at?! Eltroant! That's what it was !. Then one day I ate a cat. It was dumb but then I realized it was a dream and LOL'D ROFL OMG im such a nerd DR. WHO IS THE BEST!!2!!!!!!!1!!!

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Unknown Artist

I like to tell guests at SITE about the conceptual art pieces: “Restrooms” “Air Conditioning Unit” and “Emergency exit.” I realized these pieces didn’t have wall text however, so I added some:

Air Conditioning Unit, 1995

Mixed media

Courtesy of the artist and HVAC Solutions

At first glance this sculpture appears to be a functional air conditioning unit. It is a functional air conditioning unit.  Reznor consistently challenges notions about what constitutes art, using throwbacks to Duchamp’s “ready-mades” – often without signage indicating their status as conceptual art.

“Air Conditioning Unit” also makes occasional sounds – minimalist-post-industrial music – perhaps as homage to the namesake “Reznor.”